the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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