Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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