Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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