I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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