i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
