I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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