it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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