does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Never let your siblings swipe right.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I enjoy the company of your penis
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