i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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