Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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