You just made me feel so damn special
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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