My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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