Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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