Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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