Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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