love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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