Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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