pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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