I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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