I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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