hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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