Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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