The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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