What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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