Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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