R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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