READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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