Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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