how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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