i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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