If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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