Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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