and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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