They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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