so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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