did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
People in love make me want to vomit
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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