Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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