doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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