So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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