i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
false alarm. still invincible.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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