the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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