Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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