I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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