How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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