Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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