Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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