I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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