STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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