dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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