So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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