At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Oh god it's open bar.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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