I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
